A Momentary Diversion On The Road To The Grave.

Listen up please.
Check my steez.
Insect ligaments,
I'm the bee's knees.

in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling them enter me” and then she got sent to the office

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